Currently I am in London, housesitting (I am taking care of not just the house and the plants, but two dogs) for a friend of a friend. Considering the fact that the house is actually only 25 seconds walk from one of the biggest parks in London, I have only run once in the 5 days that I've been here. And that was only for about 4 miles.
The half-marathon is on Sunday 12th September.
Crikey.
This can only end badly.